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spin off of the classic dirty sanchez, except you stick your own finger in your own ass and wipe it across your own upper lip.
dirty martinez see above explanation
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The act of anal intercourse while a woman is on her period, using menstrual fluids as lubrication. (Withdrawal followed by oral sex is optional)
Shit, mang. Tina was on her period, so I gave her a Dirty Martinez, no? Jajaja!
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When you make out with a 17 yr old girl in the back of a car while smoking pot and her parents just asked you to break into their car because they left the keys inside...
Basically it was a really good wedding for pedophiles.
Dude, I totally dirty martinezed your cousin last night!
Or your mom
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Firts u have to piss in a condom and let it freeze and than find some whore or slut on the street. Than u side beef,one sausage to wrap or ambush her poon (any of those work)and pull that sucker out and than u fuck her with it until its slushy. When its slushy u make her drink john martinez margarita.
Mr. Prohaska: Hey fucker what did u do last nite?
Mr. Colvin:Well my bitch was pretty thirsty so i gave her Dirty Martinez margarita.
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A Dirty Martinez is a sexual act performed when a male puts either his penis or his finger in a woman's ass and then he pulls out to wipe it on her upper lip
I just gave this chick the Dirty Martinez.