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When after engaging a girl in anal sex, she proceeds to spray diarrhea all over you. It is actually a mix of semen and feces which has an odor similar to very old muffler grease.
I was butt-fucking Pamela after she ate 3 steak soft tacos. Right when I thought things were cool, she blew her dirty muffler all over my cheast. I'll never eat mexican food before sex again.
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When you run your car to warm the tailpipe and then fuck it
Wife didnt put out so i had a dirty muffler
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When a hot chick sits on your face and farts; drowns out moans and/or screams.
I was 69'ing with Kim when she sat up and gave me a "Dirty Muffler".
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The act of farting while you have chicken grease (mixture of butthole sweat and leftover poop) between your thighs.
Guy 1: Whats that smell?
Guy 2: haha that was my dirty muffler!
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