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When you put all the ingredients except the eggs into the pan first and cook them up before pouring the eggs in.
I threw some peppers and ham into the skillet and poured the eggs on top, making a dirty omelette.
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When you ride 7 deep in someone's Honda civic to a friends house and decide to buy a 30 pack of eggs to make omelettes, eat em, play party cake a couple hours and then proceed to shit them out on a certain snowdens doorstep. Yuuuuuup
You: Yo dude lets go lay some dirty omelettes tonight at the Snowdens house
Friend: dude it's only Tuesday though
You: your right, this Friday?
Friend: so down, get off work at 8, just enough time to pick up a carton!
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When you take a shit them flatten it out and fold it like an omelette and beat off with it.
Dude:Bro I can’t find my pocket pussy and my girls away on vacation!
Bro: Dude just make a Dirty Omelette.