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Getting into the shower with an un-wiped, shitty ass. Either from taking a shit, or shitting your pants.
Dude: I just shat myself. What should I do?
Bro: Take a Dirty Oscar.
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When a gay man shoves his arse in your face and fats in your mouth so hard you tongue goes back and causes you to have an epileptic seizure while you cum out of ur dick after the crazy man eats you
“yo man some geeza just pulled a Dirty Oscar on me. I don’t even know how but my mouth still tastes like pulled pork”
When yo slap someone's tit**es, then lick your ba** and spit in her mouth. after you finish you put your cum in a horse tranq then shoot your girl well she asleep.
mason" you I gave my sister a dirty Oscar" " aint no way " sally said