Dirty Perez

A step process: first vomit in a cup, and let rest for one week. Next find a willing assistant. Then, have the assistant drink the well rested vomit whilest you are discharging your bowels into her mouth. Finally with excrement and and vomit still in the oral cavity, placd your penis into the oral cavity and enjoy.

Dude whats that smell
Aw sorry man i still smell from that Dirty Perez

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dirty perez

much like the dirty sanchez, which is as follows:
"an affectionate term, for an affectionate act. After a session of sweet loving, the male partner wipes his hand accross his backside, paying particular attention to the index finger. The finger is then wiped gently accross his female partners top lip, leaving an authentic looking mexican moustache..."

stick it, wipe it, rub it. smile.

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Dirty Perez

When you release your bowels onto your partners chest, then proceed to rub both your chests together. Smearing the content, until your chest looks hairy!!!!!!

You hear my girl wants to try the Dirty Perez??? My showers gonna stink for a month