Dirty Pistachio

Usually refurring to when a girl has a mustache. A Dirty Pistachio can be seen if you watch the porn film, Hairy Lesbians Gone Wild, on the pornstar Morgan Lewis. This normally means that this chick has a longer mustache than the man!

Wow that cougar has a Dirty Pistachio
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I had sex with that Dirty Pistashio last night
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I only date girls with Dirty Pistashios

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