When you're having sex and you cum on their chest - grab a spoon and use the back of it to smear it around in a circle, the nips are already the peperonis and then you grab some olives and chuck it at them. Bone apple tea!
*chefs kiss* that's a spicy dirty pizza
When you eat a girl out who hasn’t been cleaned of her miscarriage and you suck a blood clot out after you nut in her
“I ate this whore out who had 3 miscarriages and never got cleaned and I sucked a little Dirty Pizza roll out of there”
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When you have sex with someone who you can't keep to yourself and then (s)he is bisexual and you basically tell her/his bisexual partner, "(S)he is a Dirty Pizza Hut, no one can Out Pizza her/his Hut."
You to her bisexual partner: "(S)he is a Dirty Pizza Hut, no one can Out Pizza her Hut."