Dirty Pokas

That one red headed friend who is able to take conversation to the lowest level possible within 30 seconds. It is impossible to look them directly in the eyes as the shame of association is too overwhelming. Motion sickness pills are required to be consumed before entering into any extended conversation with a dirty pokas in order to quell the constant feeling of vomiting in one's mouth.

For fucks sake who invited dirty pokas? My only crapper is covered in vomit from everyone using it.