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When you cum on a girls face, but you eat so many habaneros an fajitas your cum is spicy like tear gas
I had to take my girl to the ER last night, i gave her a DIRTY RICHY an she almost went blind
When you shit your pants in the car after a rough outing at Arby's but you wait several exits to pull over and deal with it, leading to a mean case swamp ass.
Oh god, pull over man, smells like someone ripped a dirty richie up in here!
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