A respectful man who tends to the womans needs unlike dirty philo
Oh he really was a dirty ruben last night
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first, you order a Ruben sandwich with extra sour kraut, you then proceed to go to your kitchen where you blend the said sandwich into a soupy consistency. place this soup into your partners vagina, then, slurp every last drop out of her.
this is a tasty snack as well as a way to help your girl level out her vagina's ph level.
goddamn girl, you look like you could use a dirty Ruben
When you have sex on the side of the road and you cum in your partner's asshole, who spray's it all over the wind shield.
Whe did a dirty ruben on the way to Disney world.
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