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A dirty Ryan is when you get any vegetable (as long as you've grown it yourself) and insert it violently into your girlfriends ass whilst simultaneously eating cake from your snacks cupboard.
"Things got wild in the bedroom last night, we did the dirty Ryan!"
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A sexy aussie with a body blessed by eminem the snail lord he never gets tired and he want sex in so many ways if you are with him you shall be blessed as his seaman are the offspring of amazingness he creates the kind of orgasm that would make your legs shake
I have just been blessed by a dirty ryan
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When you think you are supper funny but you arent and the only people that laugh at your jokes are your uber passengers
I was stuck with a dirty ryan uber last night
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a bad-ass with a fucked up mind ... and sex toys. better love him.
look at dirty ryan have at it
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When you get on top of your bitch and shit out a tiny bit to your turd is about halfway out your bumbcrack and you draw on her stomach using your turd as a crayon. A close cousin to the cleveland steamer.
"Hey dude....how was sex last night?"
"Man she loved it, no chick can resist the dirty ryan!"
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When you have sex with a pregnant girl
"dude, I got a dirty ryan from that knocked up girl at the party last night"
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When you fuck so long you cum but with little to no orgasm
Person 1: How was the sex last night?
Person 2: Horrible, it went on for so long I pulled a Dirty Ryan.
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