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A cocktail drink consisting of 1 part cranberry, 1 part orange juice and a shot of peach schnapps.
Man I got totally crunked off dirty sandra's last night and let your mom give me a rusty trombone
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When a jewish man masturbates himself with a vacum cleaner while a blond male officer watch.
The other day y saw a Dirty Sandra on Pornhub
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When an otherwise respectable woman decides to give her husband a blow job while he’s filming on their new camcorder. Said recording is then accidentally seen by one of their children.
“Oh shit! He saw the video of you giving me a dirty Sandra!”
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