when a girl plays too many video games so she imagine her boyfriend as sans and says “shove pasta up my
USSY” and he’s like, “no that’s papyrus” and she’s like, “You’re motherr oooohh”
Me and him did the Dirty Sans.
When one deliberately loads up on Chipotle/Taco Bell before anal sex, for the express purpose of creating a mudslide of feces forcing anal evacuation after an awesome pounding.
David Ramos is the master of Dirty San Diegos, I could barely walk to the bathroom to clean up!
When a guy ejaculates on a woman's ass, makes the wax on wax off motion on each cheek, and then yells "Ah, Dirty Daniel San!"
Dude, you should have seen it, it was quite the clean up, but then I was like, "Ah, Dirty Daniel San!"
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