Dirty Scout

Putting your finger up somebody's butt like a dipstick before deciding if you should put your penis in there,

I didn't want poop on my dick, so I sent in the dirty scout first.

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Dirty Girl Scout

An act of intimacy where a man puts fresh mint leaves up a woman's butthole and then proceeds to fish them with his tongue. The name derives from the popular 'thin mints' girl scout cookies.

I just plucked fresh mint leaves from my nana's herb garden and then used them to give my woman a dirty girl scout.

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dirty Girl Scout

Mix equal parts vodka, Kahlua and Bailey's and pour over ice. Pour the same amount of Creme-de-menthe down the center of the glass. Looks gross, but tastes delicious!

"bartender, give me a Dirty Girl Scout"

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Dirty Boy Scout

You cook a marshmallow over a fire until jet black and on fire, then you pull down the victim’s pants and brand him on his right asscheek

“I gave my little sister a dirty Boy Scout and now I have a rape case”

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