Dirty Seymour

n. Act of walking into a bathroom to find two drunk Asian girls - one peeing and one watching the other - whom start giving you a handjob and then a blow as you start to piss into the sink... but ending up being blueballed because the bathroom door wasn't locked.

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Joe: Ahhh.. I'm gonna...
Chris (walking in): What's going on h...?? Oh, shit... it's Dirty Seymour...

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