Adding five drops of Tabasco Sauce to your Snus before putting it under your lip
"Dirty Swede got me spitting mucous membrane." - "Dude, you really need help.
The act of having a gay orgy in an IKEA, while putting surströmming in eachothers asses and eating it.
Hey, did you see all of those people doing the Dirty Swede inside the IKEA