Dirty Ted

When the male sucks the shit out of a woman's ass. He then proceeds to spit the shit in his hands, and masturbate with it.

I can't wait to meet with Susan tonight, I've been thinking about a Dirty Ted all day!

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Dirty Ted

When you fuck someone then hack them to bits in your Volkswagen Beetle

Man he really pulled a Dirty Ted! Hope he gets 10 life sentences.

Dirty Ted Nivison

Go to every rainforest cafe and jerk off in the bathroom

Hey dude have you ever done a Dirty Ted Nivison?
Tf is that?

Dirty Ted

When your charming man smears piss and cum on your face while yelling "TEDDY" repeatedly. Then the man shit on her vag, so hard that she vomits in his mouth.

Joe: I gave my girl a HELLA Dirty Ted last night
John: Good for you, but ew

Dirty ted

When a dog bites your dick off and then shits it into your mom's mouth

i did a dirty ted this morning at the park