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When a man has anal sex with a woman who has diarrhoea.
Optional: After he has ejaculated, he then lies down while she sprays the contents of her ass all over his face.
Advanced: During the intercourse part of this, the man shouts "TIMMAY!! TIMMAY!!!" while thrusting.
"Hey man, I did a Dirty Timmy with Susan last night. Oh yeah, she REALLY let me have it afterwards. Took ages to clean up though"
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When you get horny so you fuck your bitch for mowing your neighbors lawn and instead of busting in her bust in the exhaust pipe of the lawnmower so she gets madd and fucks your Neighbor so you fuck her dad and her brother
Did you hear about John he pulled a dirty Timmy time the other night he was crazy
A dirty old bitch with a penchant for sucking crooked penises and getting ass-fucked by door knobs and broom sticks while getting repeatedly teabagged by low-hanging old man balls.
My friend Robb is the biggest D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy) on the planet. He sucks more cock than all the whores in Las Vegas combined. His eyes are black and blue from all the old man nuts slapping his face and his hole is stretched wider than the Grand Canyon from riding so many door knobs.
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