The shit and dingleberries caked around an asshole formed by taking many dumps without wiping your ass.
Dude - I had explosive diarrhea the last three days and haven't wiped once! You should see the dirty bagel on my ass!
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The act of spreading cream cheese around the hole of a bagel and then preceding to rape the bagel.
Chris couldn't get any tang last night so he went to the kitchen and made a dirty bagel.
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When you have intercousrde through the females zipper.
This morning we had a dirty bagel.
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The act of putting wax a bagel, letting it dry, then proceding to spread cream cheese around the hole and raping the bagel.
The man was lonely, so he made himsef a Brazilian Dirty Bagel.
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