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When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob immediately followed by a handjob and swallows both times.
Kelly really knows how to give a dirty Brandon, I could sleep the rest of the week!
175👍 36👎
When 2 gay guys are fucking in the Spoon position. then the one in the back bends forward and sucks the cock of the other
(this usually means you have to be very flexible)
"We did the Dirty Brandon last night."
45👍 91👎
When a gay man and a straight man conjoin together by opening the gay man's penis hole and inserting the straight man's penis hole until white fluid oozes out, but only on April 24th.
I can't believe Danny just did a Dirty Brandon with Derek.
14👍 40👎
When no fun dad won't let you go to breakfast during the week with your friends.
I had to go to Mcdonald's drive through this morning because Dirty Brandon wouldn't let us go to Smith's.
1👍 6👎
Someone who likes to throw his phone off a trampoline.
Emily played a dirty brandon while we were on facetime
9👍 11👎
When you ejacukate on the headliner of your car and she slams the door and it drips down on your forehead while eating pineapple pizza.
Oh hey.... I had a dirty brandon the entertainer last night
10👍 5👎
The act of dressing in a hawaiian shirt with pineapple hat, then using a mallet as a buttplug as you masturbate, busting the biggest load of your life because you have a pineapple kink.
I'm so tired from last night, I passed out from my Dirty Brandon