Dirty Gamer

1) When you've been sat in the same spot, playing the same game, wearing the same clothes for longer than a week and are beginning to gain a hefty collection of Mountain Dew bottles filled with your own stale pee.

2) When you can expertly switch from VR to Vporn while still gaining XP.

3) When you play them ugly ass online flash games.

4) When you sell your own pee, bath water and chewed gum online.

"Have you seen Phill?"
"No, not seen him in days... Dirty gamer"