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dirty hands

an offensive adjective for men who have trouble keeping their pda under control when out in public with their sigother

when dirty hands go beyond what is considered excessive even by most peoples' pda standards, they should be publicly reprimanded

by Sexydimma December 10, 2013

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dirty-handing

getting germy; touching dirty stuff

OMG, you need to wash your hand now...I've been walking all over the house today, dirty-handing, and I pick that thing up all the time. Wash your hands please

by never99 February 3, 2021


Dirty Hands

Condition when one forgets to wash oneself's hands after urination, or expelling bodily waste.

Condition when one makes contact with something unsanitary with hands, and omits hand washing.

Jenny, did you wash your dirty hands?

by Clean Hands July 17, 2010

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Dirty Hand Shakes

Rocky, Indie, Blues band hailing from Northern Scotland. Popular in the early 00's during their 5 year career before woman, booze and lack of interest got in the way.

Wow did you see the Dirty Hand Shakes last night they were awesome.

by POW The Phantom September 23, 2011

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Dirty-Handed Judy

The act of chopping garden fresh vegetables, inserting them into your butthole then letting them marinate. After 2-4 hours take 2 laxatives to help pass the now softened vegetables. Shit the content in a soup bowl and enjoy a home grown veggie stew.
And for an extra kick add some Spicy Dan-o's

"What's on the menu tonight?"
"After the dinner rush all we have left is the Dirty-Handed Judy"

by Caseyd September 30, 2023


dirty hands geology

Nickname for geology lab research done indoors with soil samples from outside. Derives from the fact that such research, if done properly, will make your hands dirty (similar to "muddy boots biology").

Ethan: "My hands are all dirty from finding the pH of my soil sample"
Andrew: "Well, what did you expect? This IS dirty hands geology for Pete's sake!"

by Dirtyhandsmann March 28, 2009

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Dirty Hand Syndrome

Usually a product of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, this syndrome refers to those days when your hands never feel clean, no matter how many times you wash them. Throughout the day you will feel anxiety induced by an apparent mitten of filth that covers your hands. Remedies toward this syndrome: showering - merely washing your hands with soap and water will not suffice.

I've been suffering from Dirty Hand Syndrome all day...no matter how many times I wash them they never feel clean!

by anapvg5 April 23, 2010

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