A sexual technique that sees a man "joust " a woman by running down a hallway into a bedroom full speed with an erection and attempt to penetrate her.
"He snapped his dick off trying to give his girlfriend a dirty knight."
The act of shitting in a females vagina, and throwing up in it, then eating it all out. then throw it back up on her back, and rub your balls around in it for 5 to 10 minutes. Then when you complete this process, go back to your house and stick a needle in your peehole and a carrot in your butthole and do the stanky leg for approximately 12 mintues. To top it all off you stick your dick in a meat grinder. its a habit usually found in baseball players from fishersville virginia.
Yoooo i gave this bitch the Dirty Tyler Knight last night!
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A dirty Landon knight is when you take a wooden sword up your buttocks over and over till you get splinters up your ass
Tyler: yo bro I just pulled a dirty Landon knight and had to go to the ER for the splinters