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When a chick wacks you off with her feet and wheres a beak
yo man this chick last night said she liked some freaky shit so she gave me a dirty Platapus
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Dirty platapus is a sexual deviant, usually one of emotional immaturity and sharp witted much like it's animal cousins it's venomous nature can make it dangerous when cornered. Also has natural mad dancing skills.
Don't be such a dirty platapus all the time, you don't have to choke them all the time.