A metaphor comparing your stroke game with your penis to a Disaster. Also it could potentially mean your dick has a disease and in that scenario you should probably go get checked out
I’m finna go to my girl’s house and give her that disaster dick
1) Urgently craving a wild night of passion; describing pent up sexual frustration.
2)A bad sexual encounter.
1) I haven't been laid in two months. I'm so Horny!! I'm ready for a dick disaster.
2) Chet had the smallest cock ever! Last night, was a dick disaster.
The act of tying a nuse around your penis and testicles, and hanging yourself from the said nuse
You faggot you should preform the Dakota dick disaster on yourself