disco dave

Hardcore pub owning party animal, who parties like its 1999 every night, can dance like there is no tomorrow,and can drink gin like prohibition has just ended. Usually very tall, good looking and funny.

Phil: "Are we going out with disco dave tonight?"
Steph: "Yeah you gay, he's fucking mental!"
Phil: "Get the millers in!"

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DISCO DAVE

A peadophile in the local area who likes young girls.

Disco Dave: ‘Do you want to meet me up queenzy for a quickie?’

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Disco Dave

Was a guy from the early 2000’s that sold Disco biscuits at every rave in the central time zone. He was the man, the myth, the legend. If you saw a hot girl he probably already hooked up with her.

Chase: Call Disco Dave and see where the females at.

Bob: hey girl, where you at?
Girl: I just woke up at Disco’s house