discovery channel

A channel airing shows ranging from history to biology.
All documentary-type footage.
Severely underrated by people, probably due to the fact that the words are too big and the content to real for the average dipshit to comprehend.

Joe: Man, did you watch the Discovery Channel last night?

Bob: Nah, I can't understand all those words they use... Like "ape" and "Egypt". It's like a code to me.

Joe: You fucking dumb shit.

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discovery channel

the channel kids learn about sex for the first time

you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel

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Discovery Channel

The only legal way you can view bestiality porn.

Oh yeah! The Discovery Channel! Do it like they do on the Discover Channel! Oh yes! Ride me like a pony! That is hot!

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Discovery Channel

Sharks and sex.

Did they change it?
No, still the same old discovery channel

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discovery channel

the act of having sex, or fucking.

"omg we discovery channeled yesterday"

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Discovery Channel Song

Definitely NOT the song The Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang.

The REAL Discovery Channel Song:
I Love big bridges.
I love arachnids
I love to go FAST
I love the giant squids
I love the whole world, It's such a Brilliant place.
Boomdiata, Boomdiata, Boomdiata, BOOMDIATA!

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Discovery Channel fat

n. - Description of someone who is more than morbidly obese.

"He's not just fat; he's Discovery Channel fat."

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