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#1: Oh no, I'm shitting liquid. This is dishonorable discharge.
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(n) The dishonorable discharge came into popularity during the Vietnam War when sailors found that the local prostitutes loved having men fart into their mouths. They combined this sex act with the embarrassment of being kicked out of the Navy to coin the term.
Dude, that bitch was so freaky, she let me give her a dishonorable discharge!
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1.) Dishonorable Discharge refers to the act of climaxing inside your partner during unprotected sex after promising to pull out ahead of time.
2.) The act of ejaculation, whether self stimulated or otherwise, for which the primary mental stimulation is of someone forbidden; eg. Ex-Girlfriend, Girlfriend's sister, Your sister, Your Mom.
So I was really planning to pull out but lost focus... dishonorable discharge.
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Premature ejaculation that ends up in your underwear prior to having sex, otherwise known as the sauce...
example..
Sally saw the dishonorable discharge stain in my underwear prior to penetration..
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A load blown while doing something that shames even the ejaculator.
I was watching 2girls1cup5midgets3donkeysand1Republican the other day and ended up roughing up the suspect to it. Total dishonorable discharge.
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When your girlfriend gives you head, wait a few minutes, pull out abruptly, cum in her hair, then break up with her.
"Why's your hair so unkempt today, Suzy?"
"My ex gave me a dishonorable discharge yesterday..."
"Man, I hate my girlfriend; tonight when she gives me head, I'll be giving her a Dishonorable discharge"
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Holding down your girlfriend's head when you come during a blowjob, then farting in her face and breaking up with her. She will be disgusted, that's the best part.
My girl ruined Super Bowl Sunday, so I had no choice but to give her a dishonorable discharge.
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