Dive Fuck

When you just fuck some girl then leave her.

Not like a 1 night stand.
More like a fuck-n-go.

Joey: Dude, I just dive fucked a girl last night.

Friend 1: Nice dood. You didn't just sleep in her bed.

Friend 2: YOU n00b! Get a life.

Joey:Nahh b, I fuck-n-go.

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scuba diving fuck

-the wingless version of the flying fuck.
-to fuck while scuba diving and then land on a rock and die.
-used in asking questions when not interested in an answer.
-something that is too valuable to be given.

Teacher: global warming is real.
Me: what the scuba diving fuck is that?
Teacher: soon the weather will be to hot to bear.
Me: I don't give a scuba diving fuck, I got AC.. Evolve already woman!

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