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divorced-dad

Resembling the behavior or stereotypical style of American middle-aged divorced fathers.

"He keeps making dick jokes."
"I know - so divorced-dad."

by FuBug November 2, 2017


divorced dad

quackity.

โ€œhey! have you seen a divorced dad recently?โ€
quackity: ๐Ÿง

by h3atwaves_ April 19, 2021


divorced dad energy

An adult male who responds after a divorce usually initiated by the woman, with either a mental or physical crisis resulting in fits of quick anger, moodiness or buying of expensive items to compensate for his insecurity or sadness. He may also try to hit on much younger girls that are out of his league because he is going through a midlife crisis and wants to please his ego

โ€œHey yo, why did Greg just throw a tantrum when I started talking about Mary and I going out on our 5 year anniversary vacation together?โ€

โ€œIdk but itโ€™s giving off major divorced dad energyโ€

by Bob the KillBillder October 10, 2022

1112๐Ÿ‘ 292๐Ÿ‘Ž


Divorced Dad Bod

A divorced dad bod has a greater BMI than of a dad bod. One great way to separate the dad bods from the divorced dad bods are visible stretch marks. Since divorced men are huskier and more heavy set, they will typically show stretch marks. But men with divorced dad bod, do not fear, for it is a 2 part transformation. After crushing all the beer and Cheetos in the world,following a divorce your body will blow up, but someday you will have an epiphany. You will dream of 6 pack abs and all the honeys in the world surrounding you at the bar. That is when step 2 of the transformation occurs. You will trade in your beer and Cheetos for a gym membership and whey protein. From there, the rest is history.

Arthur: Dude did you see Mark at our 20 year high school reunion?
Karl: Yeah man, Trixy leaving him and taking the kids really took a toll on him.
Arthur: I know, you could tell he was sporting a serious divorced dad bod.

by TheRealChickenFucker May 28, 2015

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Big Divorced Dad Energy

Not unlike, BDE, BDDE is a variation that exposes the idiocy of one of the richest men in the world posting a pic of his bedside table. The internet exploded with comments about his #BDDE. The new Elon is not better than the balding one.

He was proud posting about his bedside table containing two pistols and a handful of Diet Coke (tm) cans, haplessly exposing his Big Divorced Dad Energy.

by jmacofearth November 28, 2022

19๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


i keep seeing divorced dad energy

pls urban dictionairy i dont care about divorced dad energy im not a divorced dad gfyqqygwfwh
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me: i keep seeing divorced dad energy
Urban dictionairy: divorced dad energy
me: pls let my family go

by hannahlolywhosteesyd December 2, 2022

1๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Divorced dad

It fucking means that you're dressed like a divorced dad, you're probably gay btw

Guy 1: you look like a divorced dad

Guy 2: what's that supposed to mean asshole

Guy 1: ur gay

Guy 2: *makes out with guy 1*

by Jesus.is.your.mother June 29, 2021