dixon iowa

A small ass town in bum-fuck Iowa. The town only consists of a bar, called the Legion where the drunks gpo to talk shit about their shitty jobs. Less than 200 people live here, though nearly half of them are drug dealers, or coke-whores. It is famous for the single pop machine attached to a telephone pole in the middle of nowhere. Dixon consists of one main road and a lot of small shitty alleys where random rabid dogs approach you. Do not buy drugs from these dogs. They've got some reggie shit. Buy from the creepy old sailor at the end of the main road. He's got the good shit.

Where the fuck is Dixon Iowa?