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Phrase attributed to 1930s movie star Carole Lombard after being exposed as having an adulterous affair with Clark Gable.
"At a hastily called press conference, the exasperated Lombard allegedly shouted, 'Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!' out of frustration.
"Needless to say, due to the times, none of those present printed her words, but bad blood continued between Lombard and an outraged Louella Parsons until Lombard's death."
-- Jim Bacon, "Gable & Lombard: A Romance Made in Hollywood" (Parade Magazine, November 25, 1963)
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when you're a pirate at the function trying to find where the dealer is at.
Pirate: Yaaarrrghh Matey! That be a well crafted joke! Say, do any of ye landlubbers know where i may find the next harbor?
Room of people: *awkward stare and silence*
A pick-up line. Often used after a night of heavy drinking when traveling for your workplace with co-workers. Usually executed via phone from hotel room.
Typically used by desperate, married women who are seeking some rough, drunk loving that they aren't getting at home.
Line can be used on both sexes, married or unmarried.
If target is a non-smoker, the line "Hey, do you have any water, I'm thirsty" can be used. See definition for "I'm thirsty."
User in own hotel room - calls co-worker in different room:
"Hey Mike, I just puked in my room, but am wondering, do you have any cigarettes? Cause I sure can use one right now."
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Randy has nothing to do with any divine witchcraft person
Randy has nothing to do with any divine witchcraft person
(interjection) a remark requesting hand sanitizer, synonymous with "I just wiped my butt without washing my hands afterwards."
Guy 1: Do you have any hand sanitizer?
Guy 2: Come on, man, you just gave me a high five.
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(February 10) you have to go up to a person and trade dares after you finish your dare you must provide proof .
Steve : Yo bro it's "do any dare day.
David : okay, go ask a random girl to make out.
Steve : okay, and you go cuss out a teacher.