do not go there

An extended and more emphatic use of the expression "don't go there". An urgent appeal to not follow a line of reasoning to its ultimate conclusion for fear that the conclusion will be offensive, unpleasant, or generally objectionable. The ultimate emphatic use would be "Do. Not. Go. There." with breathless pauses between each word. In general, a dire warning that grave consequences will follow from "going there".

A: "So, the two of them had a one-night stand and she forgot to take her birth control pill..."
B: <interjecting> Don't go there.
A: "...and, wouldn't you know it, nine months later..."
B: <more urgently> Do not go there!
A: "...yup, that's right...presto, instant teenage mother."
B: Damn. You went there.

DO NOT GO TO PORTSMOUTH

It's a outcry to open and willing DRUNK women in the Hampton Roads, VA area to never leave the bar with Navy men.

A friend drunk texts you and says they may go home with a group of hotties. You reply QUICKLY with "DO NOT GO TO PORTSMOUTH!"

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it do go down

that one phrase when robert is about to fall off the dam

robert: 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵
somebody: hey robert watch out
robert: yeah?
somebody: robert it goes down
robert: no it dont
somebody: IT DO GO DOWN
robert: no
somebody: ROBERT LOOK
robert: *turns around
OH MY FUCKING SHIT

If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measure

If you didn't make the child and didn't get the pleasure of making them, you don't have to take care of them.

Adult: When you grow up you should become a teacher, the kindergarteners really like you
Teen: If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measures

Do you wanna go?

International phrase used to start ALL hockey fights. Both a threat and an invitation this phrase is as invaluable to all players as "They got a few good breaks tonight..."

Do you wanna go?
(drop gloves, break hands on pads)

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what happens to the letters you backspace on a computer, where do they go?

Have you ever wondered where your backspaced letters go?

When your writing something on the internet and you make a mistake you backspace it, The backspaced letters get transported to a magical trash can that no one can find except for pac-man. Pac-man goes to the trash can when he's hungry and chows down on the backspaced letters you backspaced.

what happens to the letters you backspace on a computer, where do they go? letters equal pac-mans's hunger

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Do not pass Go! Do not collect $200!

A phrase that indicates you should directly do something, and make no other pit stops or detours along the way, because whatever precious activity is 100% over

As soon as I heard shots in the parking lot at the concert, I went straight home. I did not pass go, did not collect $200! (Do not pass Go! Do not collect $200!)

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