donged

to be so intoxicated (typically high af) to the point of not being able to recollect past events and actions. One who is donged will experience fits of laughter as well as a kavanaughty tingle (but only sometimes)

guys last night....I WAS SO FUCKING DONGED

Dong

A vulgar word for the male PENIS. Every man refers to their penis as DONG, especially when aroused and beating your meat.

Bro. I have been stroking my DONG for the past few hours. I'm ready to bust a nut and drain my nutsack

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dong

1. A vulgar synonym for the penis, most commonly used as a term for big phallusses.
2. The currency of Vietnam.
3. Part of the onomatopoeia for the sound of a bell: "ding dong"

1. He has a big dong.
2. The Dong is worth very little.
3. "Ding dong!"

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DONG

1. As coined by Michael of Vsauce:

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An application, game, program, or other feature that you can use the internet to do. Usually, a DONG is simply an interesting timewaster, or a cool effect.

2. A penis.

1. "Well, we're going to need a DONG for this one."

2. "STOP LAUGHING AT MY DONG! It's not that small..."

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Dong

A very beautiful name with awesome meanings in Chinese. Traditional Chinese last name over the culture of history of 5,000 years. For males it can mean president, knowledgeable person as well as handsome and for females it can mean beautiful, gorgeous. All-in-all this name get bad raps from its American-English cousin "dong" which means "penis".

Nevertheless, there are wonderful people out there who keep this name without changing or adding an English name. I truly respect them!

Wow, I didn't know that name meant that! Now I see Dong in a whole new light.

Cunrui Dong is really brave. He was a super hero in that battle. I wonder how many people didn't notice it.

Dong shihui is scheduled on 1st of next month, all the board members (CEO, CFO, COO, etc) will show up.

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Donging

Sending a photo of ones genitalia via cellphone to a significant other or accidental random person.

"Donging" obviously implys the sender is a man.

Dude, another politician just got busted for "donging" his hooker side piece.

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Dong

The word for a large penis, as opposed to wiener, which mkes it sound short.

I have a dong.

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