Doc Prov

a fire hazard, a teacher, a mother, a mentor, a doctor of cell biology, whale enthusiast, was the person in college to take any dare, sponsored by long skirts and old school new balance sneakers, uses long metaphors nobody understands. Low-Key everyone's favorite teacher whether they admit it or not.

Can be shortened to Doc with the same effect

Doc Prov said I need to let my lovebirds fly

Doc's don't drink caffeine, and they will remind you of that