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Doctor Car

A derelict vehicle used to transport mental patients in between mental institutions and farms to steal chickens. Most common doctor cars are faded green and black 1975 Chrysler New Yorkers. The passenger door is also usually missing.

Farmer: "What are you doing with my chick?"

Ricky: "Actually I am a doctor, he is a mental patient, just getting some outdoors time, there is my doctor car right there."

by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 5, 2018