Dodge the Dog

1) Avoiding the person you are semi-embarrassed for having been involved with, as in a one night stand.

2) Avoiding the spouse or significant other.

1) "Man, I just managed to dodge the dog. Lucky you were here to talk to so I didn't have to acknowledge that dude I hooked up with last week."

2) Joe: You having dinner at home with the wife, aren't you?

Jim: Nah I'm dodging the dog tonight and was gonna come play poker with you and the guys.

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Dodge Dog

A hot dog with a quarter slice of grilled bell pepper on top, holding your toppings on like a sweet, juicy helmet. Named after William Dodge.

With all these delicious hot dogs and these bell peppers, what do I make? Dodge dogs.