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Girl asking her boyfriend/husband if he likes her looks. No right answer can possibly come of this. Usually followed by screaming or noise as hand/fist/foot connects with husband/boyfriend's body part.
Does this dress make me look fat, dear?
I don't think it's the dress, honey.
*SLAP*
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Actually, there is an answer to this statement that is as feared as "you are the father". Though it is a question.
GF: Does this {article of clothing} make me look fat?
BF: Before you ask me, ask yourself, 'Do I feel fat wearing this?' Then, maybe I can give you a better answer!
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"does this shirt make me look fat?"
"yes"
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Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-
Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-