Does this make my butt look big?

A question asked by females looking for a compliment or an honest answer.

For black women: go with something along the lines of, "Girl, i never wanted to smack that ass as much as I want to right now"

For white women:................ good luck.

Black girl: Does this make my butt look big?
You: dam girl, can we stay home tonight?!?!

White girl: does this make my butt look big?

You: It looks firm and nice

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Does this make my butt look big

a term women use to find a reason to break up with their boyfriends, ismilar to terms, such as people change and I'll think about it

by saying no, men imply that women are too skinny for their own good

by saying yes, they are insulting their grl and calling them fat.

by saying you look perfect, women infer that men are hesitant to answer meaning that they have no commitment to the relationship

FBMP: I <3 you
JT: Does This Make My butt look big?
FBMP: . . .

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Does this make my butt look big

Trap

She put on her new skirt and asked me, "Does this make my butt look big?" I didn't say anything.

Well-played.

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Does this make my butt look big

a term women use to give men no chance of winning

if we answer no then they are to skinny
if we say yes we are insulting them

best answers are

no your fat makes your bum look big in that

or

fuck this for a game of soldiers im going down the pub.

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