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The metaphorical garment placed on the body when at the point of a night of drinking and searching for loose women the standards are lowered substantially.
Hey man, we aren't having anyluck picking up chicks tonight; lets put on the Dog Sweater and take home a few nasties.
Noun
An unflushed turd that has rested calmly in a toilet bowl long enough to have developed a "halo" of discolored water.
Verb
The act of leaving such a turd, either intentionally or accidentally.
When Sally entered the stall, she gagged at sight of a sweater dog in the bowl.
The waitress finally figured out which customer was responsible for sweater dogging the men's room every Saturday morning.
Celeste hates being sweater dogged!