Dog and Bone

Cockney rhyming slang for phone - the telephone.

''Pick up the dog and bone now''

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Dog and bone

^Same as above except can be shortened further to 'Dogs' or just 'dog'

Get on the dogs and give us a bell when your ready.

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givin the dog a bone

getting a blow job

She's blowin me crazy, untill my ammunition is dry. Yes. I'm givin the dog a bone!!!

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giving the dog a bone

getting a blow-job. Popularized by the AC/DC song of the same title. Also a pet store chain.

I like to pick up girls at the 'Giving Your a Dog Bone' in the hopes that the store name will subconsciously make a girl want my bone.

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Give a Dog a Bone

1. Give = Present, feed, hand over, gift
2. Dog = Bitch (Female Dog)
3. Bone = Boner... (Erection)

Math:
Therefore 1+2+3 = Feed a Bitch a Boner

English:
Your about to lay your dick upon a girls mouth, vagina , anus or anyother hole you can find/make...

- CrunkMonk3y "Imma Give a Dog a Bone!!"
- Girl "oooh pick me!"

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give a dog a bone

to shag a dirty bird, otherwise known as a dog.

bloke1: I'm so pissed right now, i'd give that dog a bone.
bloke2: That's your mum for fucks sake you sick bastard!

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dog n bone

Australian term meaning Telephone

I need to use the Dog n bone but that dick head wont get off!

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