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An expression if disapproval.
Friend: "My girlfriend pegged me while I was sleeping"
Me: "That's dog dick"
1. An uncircumcised penis.
2. The dick of a dog.
1. "I'm glad that I'm cut. Dog dick looks fuckin nasty."
2. "Haha, look at that dog. He's got a dog dick."
"No shit Sherlock...."
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When you have to take a shit so bad that the tip of the terd slowly makes it's way out of your anus and quickly goes back inside. (The same way a dog's penis moves when it becomes erect).
Damn yo, I hada take a shit so bad I had a bad case of dog dick.
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When a vehicle is exiting a parking lot and waiting for an opportunity to drive into the road lanes while positioning the front bumper or front half of the vehicle to block incoming traffic.
I can't get around this dog dicking driver.
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Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.
Tom - "Hey yo Carlos, how's selling them drugz going?"
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."
A dog dick is when a guy's pubes start to migrate up the shaft. Usually 1-2 inches up the shaft is hairy. Trimming only makes it grow in thicker.
This chick said she loved guys with dog dicks, but she never gave me a blowjob. I think the crabs turned her off.
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1. A poor example of its type.
2. Something that is broken or failing, often mechanical.
The opposite of dogs bollocks. Mainly British use.
'That was a dog's dick of a chat up, mate.'
'That CG125 of yours is a dog's dick.'
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