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A large, smelly and usually cheap cigar.
Hey Jim, if you're gonna get in my car, put out that dog turd you're smokin'!
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A type of alternative medicine.
Jim: Hey Joe, how's your headache?
Joe: I went to the doctor as you said and I still have it but now I'm a $200 poorer.
Jim: You idiot, I said Dog Turd and not doctor.
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Turd-shaped, chocolate-glazed "donut bites," sold boxed in grocery outlet stores.
I picked up a couple of boxes of dog turds to have with coffee on Sunday morning.
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When you are walking your dog and its takes a gigantic poop in your neighbor's yard. Instead of actually picking it up in a plastic bag, you reach just adjacent to it with a bagged hand, thus simulating a responsible neighbor cleaning up after its dog. If you want to complete the ruse, you actually tie the bag full and toss it in the nearest trash can.
Wife: "Honey, are you going to pick that up?"
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."
A phrase used to try and offend somewhen when fighting but really do not want to fight.
When billy bob yelled at jim bob,jim bob said, eat shit dog turd.
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Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.
"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
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A brown Shih-tzu mixed with Chihuahua that resembles a turd and has Turd Burglar characteristics.
ex: "Aw, my cute little Turd Dog laid mini-me's"
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