Dog-Face Boy

A super ugly chap who usually has beautiful sisters and parents but was handed the worst set of genes.

The term originates from the film White Christmas, where Bob Wallace and Phil Davis watch the Haynes Sisters' act for the sake of their good, but ugly friend in the army (the dog-face boy).

Girl: Oh, you have a brother in college? Can I meet him?
Friend: I do, but he's a dog-face boy. Don't bother.
Girl: That's too bad. Ugh.

Dog-Faced Boy

dude covers his face with crazy glue and does a straight up face plant on his lady's crotch. in a jerking motion; removes his face from her crotch, revealing his new facial hair. the move is completed when the man goes "ruh ruh ruhruhruhruh" growling, like a dog.

my babe doesn't need to get waxed anymore because i totally gave her a dog-faced boy.

my dog was so jealous of me when he saw my new dog-faced boy.

i couldn't afford a brazilian, so for our one-year anniversary, my man gave me a dog-faced boy.

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