Doggy Leg Short-Squirt

When wearing shorts: is the act of hiking up your hind leg to pee through the bottom of your shorts' leg.

Joesph exerts in a drunken stupor , "Look at my wee-wee!"
Justin turns around, "Put that thing away, man!"
Joseph's peen is stretched to below his shorts " Dare me to Doggy Leg Short-Squirt on Chief Carter's Navy Blues?"
Justin, "If you Doggy Leg Short-Squirt...We'll both be dead!"