Dogs Pants

A euphemism coolest thing to ever grace this great wonderful and worthwhile universe.

Owen is the dogs pants.

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Rear Admiral Poesh Dog Square Pants

A pyronecrobeastiphiliac who exudes unusually large quantities of gas, which when done simultaneously may result in massive explosions.

Timmy: Do you see that mushroom cloud over there?
Billy: Holy shit! Someone must have been having sex with burning dead baby animals while farting again.
Timmy: It must have been a Rear Admiral Poesh Dog Square Pants.

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