Doing a Pelican

Doing a Pelican/DAP (noun): The action of recording the noise a pelican crossing makes, then waiting for a blind person and a lorry before playing it back.

Frank: "The walk to town today wasn't too bad, I got at least 7 points doing a Pelican."

James: "Fancy a quick DAP?"
Mark: "Sure, I've already got one saved in my phone!"

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Dos Pelicans

Two soldiers that think they're funny, so they inflict themselves on the public via their Fb page "Dos Pelicans". Vulgar. Overly sexual. Stunning. Intelligent. Bored. Irresistible. Classy motherfuckers.

Girl: OMG I want to be DP'd so badly!!
Boy: I'm your boyfriend. And I'm right here -_-
Girl: You're not Dos Pelicans, babe. Get over yourself.

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