Do you guys not have phones?

A sentence used by a guy who sold out a well-known famous franchise to the chinese investors during a certain convention joined by hundreds of fans.

Can be used to try (but will always fail) to convince people to play unwanted mobile games.

Can also be declined in other situations (seen in example 2 and 3).

Example 1:
Guys: "But please, this is not we asked, we wanted it on console, not mobile! Booo!"
Man: "Do you guys not have phones? "

Exemple 2:
Kids: "But we don't want Raichus! We prefer Pikachus!"
Teen: "Do you kids not have thunder stones?"

Exemple 3:
Customers: "...what? But we do have cash! Why not?"
Salesman: "Do you guys not have credit cards?"

Do the flop guy

Do the flop guy is a very famous person who made a dance based on his handicap (who made him unable to stand). His technique is to jump into the air and to shout "EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP". Surprisingly, all the people who hear Do the flop guy will fall as the floor with him. Some people are telling it is a martial art, who can be as efficiant as karate

-Bill: Hey Do the flop guy wassu-
-Do the flop guy: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP
and so they did. Bill died from falling of the 16th floor of a building. The last thing he did was a backflip, followed by a 360° no scope on a random person. His last words were "Lmao Ez no re"

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what do guys like

Anything to get him horny

Angela: What do guys like so I can fuck one?
Kristene: Oh girl, you gotta go full out...
Angela: Ok.... here it goes.

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do guys still open car doors

a term used by females when a simp opens the door for a woman in a car.

simp: *opens car door*
girl: *gets in*
also girl: "do guys still open car doors?"

why do guys have leg hair

So guys don’t get to close to each other

Why do guys have leg hair? Because you are gay if you feel another guys leg hair with your own

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I do girls and black guys

Best described as a very angular hair cut, longer in the front, and stacked in the back. Most commonly found bleached to compliment the black, thinly drawn, overly arched eyebrows and the dark lined lips. Usually this term refers to white girls who just want to "let everyone know how they roll."

Think Kim Mathers' make up and Catherine Zeta Jones' character in "Chicago", Velma Kelly.

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How do I make a guy forgive me

Suck his dick

Emily: How do I make a guy forgive me?
Susie: You gotta suck his dick

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