Dole Guardian

A DWP employee who is under a sworn oath from the government to prevent anyone and everyone from claiming benefits.

Russian Brute: Where's my money? I have one slice of bread left for dinner.
Dole Guardian: Your claim has been closed.
Russian Brute: I'm half blind, half deaf, have one arm, a sore back and metal kneecaps.
Dole Guardian: You are eligible for work. Here is a leaflet.
Russian Brute: What am I supposed to do eat that? *goes into Audi and plays rave music loudly*