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Person 1: "Do you see that tree among the shrubs?"
Person 2: "No, that's just Dolores Margaret"
A TREE; tall. Usually plays the ukulele and sings but isn't very good at either. She is pretty much the ugliest person you will ever meet. Dolores' are kind and truthful and when they tell you something it's from the heart. She can be a real bitch sometimes but when she's not, she is an ok person. Dolores has a lot of friends but only a few very close friends. When you are Dolores' best friend, you know that it will be permanent. She is a crazy but quiet person and only shows her true identity around her closest friends. An obnoxious eater but doesn't show it when in public. Loves all types of food especially bread and broccoli. You can't trust her around someone you like because she is a true match maker and will do anything to get you two together. Overall, Dolores is ugly af and fucks up sometimes but she is a good person deep deep deep deep down there somewhere.
Person 1: "Have you seen that ugly bitch, Dolores Margaret?"
Person 2: "Yea, she is freakishly tall, it's hard not to notice her."
Person 1: "Omg look at that Tree among those shrubs!"
Person 2: "hahahaha TREEEEE"